Friday, June 19, 2009

golfin fridays

so today for golfin fridays we had robby, gord, mikejoe and myself go out and hit some balls around. compared to last week, we kinda stepped it up a bit. only one mulligan per hole, and thats it. i ended up mulliganing 2 drives that i made and shooting a 44 on a par 34, pretty sick, robby uped his score by one from the past week, mikejoe uped his by 2 and g-rock uped his by 4 i believe, so we all basically killed it, and eh yo leblanc had to work like a sucker. near the end of the day we came across this lady that one time gave me and my little brother beeens a hard time. so me and beeens were shooting some golf balls down the lanes, and we came to the third hole, and just as we were getting to our first shot balls, a ball lands right over our heads. we look back to see this old coot standing on the tee. no four, no waiting, no nothing. -what the fuck- i yell, -you coulda killed my brother you idiot, if you wanted to play through all you had to do was ask-. she didnt say anything, just headed for her ball, and since i was closer i decided to go towards it. once she saw me doing this she says to me -touch that ball and ill knock you out with my club- but she was old, and i was pretty angry so i didnt care. i stood over top of the ball - this one?- and than she said to me -dont you fuckin touch that ball-. i had never heard an old lady swear before, kind of afraid i picked up her ball -this ball you mean?- put that ball down or ill- she was getting pretty close at this point, -you want your ball?, go get it-, and i chucked it into the forest right next to us, she continued to walk past us, giving me and beeeens a death stare the entire time, clearly afraid that we were as big as peices of shit as her and were going to hit balls while she was infront of us. but were not.
but yeah good golf day today, and i owe it to arnold palmer and his beautiful iced tea lemonade mix. sooo good, and stuff, and it gives you lots of energy. and stuff.
laaaaaaaterrrrrrrrrrrrr

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