training starts

so yesterday i started a long path towards training to run in a marathon, the underwear affair. i know i know what your thinking 'but mr.loose, dont you get enough training when your running from the cops?' the answer is yes due to me being such a rebel without a cause but marathon running and those short burst runnings from the cops are totally different, apparently you have to train your legs to be able to run for longer lenths of time, instead of just faster than the boys in blue. i just had a visual of the oj simpson chase but with a runner in the lead and 5 or so cops running behind him telling him to stop running, this would be at the end of a long run from the cops, no? anywho this reminds me of a time i couldn't get away from the cops, no amount of running would have helped either. the night started out pretty well, we were skating at the buisiness depot(best spot hands down)and drinking fortys of o.e. we got a little tired of skating so we decided to go into the old abandoned house behind and drink in there. we goofed around, scarred each other it was me, cole, colin, and natalie. than me and colin figured we should go get some more drinks when we ran out. so we left the abandoned house, cole leaving behind an almost full forty. and we headed to the grey goat. as soon as we got there natalie said she didnt want to stay out anymore so her and cole took off. me and colin were still wanting to drink, i mean we each still had one more forty in our backpacks, but we knew we were gonna want more after. we head up the long stairs to the bar, all the lights are off, its closed. so we think for a few minutes and figure out a different bar that might be open. neither of us had watches so we had no idea what time it was. so we head to young street towards a place called rickys. on the way we figure we should chug our fortys of o.e. but we dont want to get busted, and it was starting to rain so we didnt want to get wet. we come across a billboard truck used for advertising. the doors were unlocked so we took it as a sign. hopped in and made ourselves comfortable, and started drinking the 40s. while we were in there we saw licence plates and a bottle of penzoil. i grabbed the licence plates due to my friend steph loving weird random things, and i thought she might like these plates. and colin grabbed the penzoil because he knew we would wanna light stuff on fire later. so we finished the drinks headed to rickys and surprise surprise it was closed. well we were pretty drunk and had that penzoil so we figured we would go get a lighter to light it on fire. we went into a macs milk put the penzoil down on the counter and said'do you sell matches' no he said, and get out of my store. so we did. we knew where there was a different macs milk and we figured we would change the approach on how to get matches. on the way we came across a construction yard and looked for keys in every vehicle, luckly we didnt find any, because that woulda been bad. so after that off we went. we got to the other macs milk and only one of us went in, not holding the penzoil was the other thing we did. the guy gladly gave us matches, and when we asked about heating up food in his microwaves that we were going to buy from dominion, he said of course. so as soon as colin came out with the matches, right outside of the macs we decided to try and light the penzoil on fire after spraying it on the ground. penzoil does not light on fire i guess, cause it didnt. but there was a stack of newspapers right beside us, and since we already wanted to see the blaze of a fire, up those newspapers went in a burning flame, that we sat around and watched for a few minutes. we grew tired of it and headed into the dominion to get some food. now for some reason we took i'd say about 20 minutes to find a good enough meal to heat up, and just as we found them an officer was heading our way right in the frozen food section. 'what are you boys doin' were just gonna get these meals and eat them we said'nope, your comin with me' so we did. we were in the crusers for 1 and a half hours. in seperate crusers. colins cop was gonna let us go, but mine, due to me asking a million stupid questions, one being is this going to ruin my chances of becoming a police officer, mine wanted to make sure we got fully punished. we were charged with arson, and theft under 3000. than we had to walk back to colins house, which took us 3 and a half hours at least, but we stopped at that abandoned house to get the remainder of coles 40 first. our records dissapeared after writting an essay on why we would never do that again, and 20 hours of comunity service. so you see running would not have helped in that situation, because the cops had guns, and guns run faster than any marathong runner.
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