First Blog, doesnt the word blog make you think of poo?

well hello reader, this is the first blog i am going to do, and it might be the last, you never know, i am a lazy man. but yeah, just so you know what youre getting into here, it'll basically be a blog everyday about whatever it is i feel about blogging, i'll definatly tell you what i did that day, thats what ive decided for certain. im not gonna bother to use capitols, apostraphys or spell check, because that involves extra effort, which if i have to use extra effort, i will be less inclined to write something. i think im gonna throw in stories from the past, some mine, some others, some from the future, but nothing made up. call me on anything, and i'll try to find a way to prove it to you, somehow. but yeah thats what youre in for so i hope you enjoi.

sooooo lets start with march 1st, today. but lets go back to the morning of today. so i was relaxing, eating shawarma that my girlfriend so generously bought me as i am -5.73 in my bank account until pay day, yes i live pay check to pay check. anywho, relaxin, eating shawarma, getting ready to kill the end of a hangover day when the phone rings, 1230am, not a chance im answering it, i'll let the answering machine get it, and there on the phone was my buddy justin......10, 9, 8, 7 ,6 and so on happy new year, and continues to scream the notes of the starspangle banner, a recent party favor, or fun thing i like to do whenever ive been drinking. the message was super loud, and i unplugged the machine before he got to the end, because it was annoying me and rachel after unplugging the machine, we went on to watch the movie and that was basically it, or so i thought. apparently he called again later in the night around 4am, waking rachel up. so when i heard about that, i decided he is going to get it back, not the same way of course, 1- he has a cell phone, so it's impossible to get him back the same way, and 2-number one is the only reason i needed. so i am going to get him back tonight. he works a 9-5 job, which i do to, but to get someone back its worth losing some sleep over, so i will be blogging the returned favor when i return from giving it.