my tank of a cell phone

so yeah this i forgot to write down earlier in the week, so my cell phone, which is now just a phonebook due to me not paying my bills ontime, i was sleeping on the couch and had my cell phone plugged into the wall. the phone was sitting on the table in the middle of the room, just before going to bed i accidentally kick the cord, knocking the cell phone off the table onto the floor from a height of at the most a foot. i pick it up and go to set the alarm and the screen is black, i thought broken, but under closer look, it was just the lcd screen, no light was on. now if this was the first time it had fallen i would have figured yeah thats about right, you drop your cell phone it will break. but the thing was is that this was not the first time, in fact the shitstorm that thing has been through, it pissed me off that this was the fall that killed it. i had worked as a picker packer, and when leaning forward one time, it fell out of my pocket onto the ground which was about 3 floors down, did it break, i thought so, from uptop i saw something fly away. it was the battery and i just put it back in and it worked perfectly fine, fabergasted it still worked, mind you it sounded like a tick tack holder anytime i shook it, but those loose things inside didnt effect anything. and besides that one big fall there have been countless times its been dropped, thrown, and kicked-trying to pick it up while running towards it after it falling out of my pocket- all of which these falls have been well over a foot, why the hell is this the fall that kills it, i got video games on there i like to play,
laaaaaaaterrrrrrrrrrrrrrr