Wednesday, March 11, 2009

mr.mcgarrys 25 cents


so i was walking through the kitchen and there i see mr.mcgarry getting change, well at first i thought he was getting chips from the vending machine, this threw me off, -mr.mcgarry- i said-you do realize you can get a better bag of any flovor chips you wanted from the macs milk which is 20 steps away. i got the mcgarry -give me a break- look, which he has down pat. i was then informed that he was getting change for the coffee machine, which the coffee only costs 25 cents. but due to the fact he didnt have to spend that 25 cents to get coffee, i couldnt help but reinform him of that little tid bit. -free coffee- he says, -free coffee, let me tell you about that, nothing is ever truley free- he was completly right, in one way or another we are paying for that coffee he told me, which was when i brought up taxes. he agreed imediatly and smiled that i was grasping what he was saying. those bastards, no offense to bastards, its just a good word to use when calling people.. well... bastards, anywho, those bastards, i said, they take our money and they fix roads, and buses, and all sorts of things i never use and i have to pay for it, your right mr.mcgarry i know i cant stop them from taking my money, but what i can do is get my moneys worth, so im gonna buy me a sludgehammer and start making my mark in the streets, than when they fix those holes with my tax money, i can sit there and say, well i did make that hole, so it makes sense. this is when mr.mcgarry turned up his lip, frowned his eyebrows and walked away. i think he was dissapointed.... dissapointed that i said it while he was thinking it. so in light of mr.mcgarrys words i say we all go out this weekend, buy a sludgehammer and get the satisfaction that our money isnt being burned away on things were not getting any enjoiment from.
go make your mark, or not, i probly wont, but i might, or maybe i'll just make one big fishing pothole and enjoi the rest of my weekend,
laaaaaaaaaterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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